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  <title>11101101's corner</title>
  <subtitle>The machine behind you</subtitle>
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    <name>Ed</name>
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  <updated>2006-11-03T16:59:09Z</updated>
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    <title>Gas-Hustler</title>
    <published>2006-11-03T16:59:09Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-03T16:59:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Thinking about this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/11101101/pic/00001ttx/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/11101101/pic/00001ttx/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/11101101/pic/000022gy/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/11101101/pic/000022gy/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or this: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/11101101/pic/000034p8/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/11101101/pic/000034p8/s320x240" width="320" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... I need an electric logo for Gas-Hustler ... I intend to remove the IC engine and fit an electric one. Coming soon... well, not that soon, maybe months....</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:11101101:18278</id>
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    <title>11101101 @ 2006-07-11T17:46:00</title>
    <published>2006-07-11T16:43:51Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-11T16:43:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Pues vaya! mi gozo en un pozo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estaria bien poder adjuntar archivos en vez de solo imagenes!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:11101101:18067</id>
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    <title>Silent mode</title>
    <published>2006-06-23T20:33:50Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-23T20:33:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Pues eso, hace eones que no aparezco por aqui y la verdad es que ando siempre mas liado que la sandalia de un romano asi que no creo que aparezca mucho mas por aqui.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;De todas maneras he de decir que si que leo a menudo los journals de otros, osea que no me olvide completamente.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mi futuro plan es empezar a currar en un proyecto que me andaba por la cabeza hace tiempo. Basicamente planeo hacer un centro de intercambio de informacion en &lt;a href="http://www.embeddedsolutions.org"&gt;embeddedsolutions.org&lt;/a&gt; sobre royos tecnicos (electroncia, comunicaciones, algo de programacion para uC, energias renovables, informacion de otras webs cañeras, etc). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Posiblemente cambiare tambien el dominio embeddedsolutions pero de momento se quedara asi (por cierto aun tiene la pagina antigua, tengo que cambiarla). No tengo ni idea de ningun diseño la verdad, solo se que no voy a utilizar flash o cosas de esas, scripts a lo maximo y no mucho, KISS. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En fin ya actualizar pronto...</content>
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    <title>10 years ago...</title>
    <published>2005-10-01T20:56:36Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-01T20:56:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Sometimes I wish I could go back...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/MaikaEduMoto.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;The lady is my syster&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:11101101:17599</id>
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    <title>Can't find a house!!</title>
    <published>2005-08-18T21:57:13Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-18T21:57:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Stolen from &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/derleiermann/"&gt;Der Leiermann&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;table align="center" cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;All-Around Awesome&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;You have:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="5"&gt;77% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and&lt;br&gt; 77% EMOTIONAL INTUITION&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/center&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;table width="550"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 5px;" valign="top"&gt; The graph on the right represents your place in &lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="+1"&gt;Intuition 2-Space&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;. As you can see, you scored &lt;i&gt;&lt;font color="blue"&gt;well above average&lt;/font&gt; on emotional intuition&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;&lt;font color="blue"&gt;well above average&lt;/font&gt; on scientific intuition&lt;/i&gt;. (Weirdly, your emotional and scientific intuitions are equally strong.) &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style="border: 1px solid black; max-width: 400px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/intuition/ig33.gif"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;Your &lt;font size="+1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Emotional Intuition&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their&lt;br /&gt;unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates&lt;br /&gt;social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good&lt;br /&gt;at Quake.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Your &lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="+1"&gt;Scientific Intuition&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well&lt;br /&gt;you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with&lt;br /&gt;high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the&lt;br /&gt;sciences.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt;  &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;span&gt;My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="149"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;99%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Scientific&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="149"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;99%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;Interpersonal&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3890039532751104124"&gt;The 2-Variable Intuition Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201"&gt;jason_bateman&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It seems I cannot put to much use to it....</content>
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    <title>11101101 @ 2005-07-25T22:46:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-25T22:52:46Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-25T22:52:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This site is brilliant!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/cat.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.infinitecat.com"&gt;InifiteCat&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also one of my favorites&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Doraemons&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/doraemon-web.jpg"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>11101101 @ 2005-07-10T23:39:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-10T23:39:34Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-10T23:39:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p align="center"&gt;Found somewhere this pic but can't remember where, any way. It's brilliant and very funny!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/butts.jpg"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Unas fotitos</title>
    <published>2005-05-29T21:44:13Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-29T21:44:13Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Anouar Brahem - Le pas du chat noir</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Pues aun no tego ninguna foto revelada o cosas de esas pero hoy echando un vistazo a las fotos del viaje me he encontrado con esta de cuando ibamos por el canal con el barco. Jejejejejeje, es que hacia mucho sol y me deslumbraba, y encima la supervelocidad de 6km/h!!, jeeejejeje&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/barco3.JPG"&gt;&lt;br&gt;Canal du Midi&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>A happy man with his cappuccino maker :P</title>
    <published>2005-05-27T16:07:15Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-27T16:07:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Pues casi despues de haber vuelto de mi viaje de boda, y una semana trabajando estoy empezando a acostumbrarme a la rutina normal.... que se le va a hacer?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lo bueno es que mi jefe, me ha regalado una maquina de hacer cafe que te cagas!! Como la de los bares pero en pequenyito!! Estoy flipado con mis super cappuccinos, mira que soy pijo!! jejejeje&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/cafe.jpg"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El gato filipaba con el vapor de la maquina! se pensaba que era algun dragon y todo, jejejeje</content>
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    <title>Help!! Help!! Help!! Damm!! Damm!! Damm!!</title>
    <published>2005-02-18T21:14:00Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-18T21:14:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Formateado e instalado Windows XP por accidente en un disco duro lleno de datos, resultado: ya no tengo datos y me estoy cagando en todo!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La verdad es que no tiene muy buena pinta a no ser que haya alguna manera de recuperar datos de un disco formateado ¿es eso posible? y si por una de aquellas estaba en FAT32 y se ha formateado a NTFS...? La cague, no? sniff, sniff&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alguien con un milagro.....??</content>
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    <title>jejejeje</title>
    <published>2005-02-16T22:27:22Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-16T22:27:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">jejeje, siempre me hancen gracia chorradas como esta:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/davinci.gif"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Decisions, decisions</title>
    <published>2005-02-13T22:22:28Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-13T22:22:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I've been running Ubuntu for a while, it is nice but I don't think I will keep it. Now I thinking about FC3 or Debian, any suggestions? advice? opinions?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have tryed before FC2 as my first Linux OS a while ago so I didn´t know much of what I was doing then (still not know much now though, hahaha) but I quite liked it. Also I must say I feel quite tempted to try Debian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gentoo will have to wait until I feel more confident with Tux. Anyone experienced with it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.debian.org/Pics/debian.png"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;VS.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://fedora.redhat.com/images/header-fedora_logo.png"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>11101101 @ 2005-01-29T20:00:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-29T20:05:26Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-29T20:05:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Nothing new to say, lots of work and very busy organising my wedding. I hardly have energy to finish all my gadget-projects. I hope some day I finish my first DIY mini-laptop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile I´m working a lot lately with this uController (it is an Atmel) &lt;a href="http://www.basicx.com"&gt;http://www.basicx.com&lt;/a&gt; , it is very easy and quick to do all sort of things. Yes I must say that Visual Basic is for beginners like me but yeah! it saves a lot of time!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The reason for this uC is that I´m designing a new security system for Wind Turbines, it should be working in one or two weeks so I will post some pics asap.</content>
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    <title>11101101 @ 2005-01-04T18:27:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-04T18:30:16Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-04T18:30:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Navidades estuvo genial, son las primeras Navidades que paso sin familia, tan solo con Rose. Pero lo que es Año nuevo....... grrrrhhh!!! Menudo toston!! Definitivamente no estoy hecho para la gran familia, mas aburrido que una piedra solitaria. IACH IACH!! A la proxima me invento lo que sea pero a mi no me vuelven a pillar!</content>
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    <title>Going, going, going.... GONE!!</title>
    <published>2004-12-15T09:57:47Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-15T09:57:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Well, going for a few days to Spain to see friends &amp; family, and on top of that I got a brilliant job!! :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Starts after new year and it looks very promising, see &lt;a href="http://www.provenenergy.com" target="_blank"&gt; &lt;b&gt;Proven Engineering&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;DORAEMON &amp; his 4th dimension pocket!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/dorarog.gif"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>11101101 @ 2004-12-08T09:22:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-08T09:23:08Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-08T09:23:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I really hope I don't offend anyone but here it goes a funny email I got this morning:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;A day in the life of IT support&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: My screen is flickering and jumping around.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Is something touching your keyboard?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Hangs up.&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: What kind of computer do you have?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: A white one...&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Have you tried pushing the button?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on&lt;br /&gt;my desk... sorry .&lt;br /&gt;-------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Your left or my left?&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Good day. How may I help you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Male customer: Hello... I can't print.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Would you click on start for me and .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bill Gates damn it!&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try says&lt;br /&gt;'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in&lt;br /&gt;front  of  the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Customer: I have problems printing in red...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Do you have a colour printer?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: No.&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: And now hit F8.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: It's not working.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: What did you do, exactly?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: OK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Did the keyboard come with you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another&lt;br /&gt;keyboard?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital&lt;br /&gt;letter V as in Victor, the number 7.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;A customer couldn't get on the internet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Are you sure you used the right password?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Can you tell me what the password was?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Five stars.&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: What antivirus program do you use?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Netscape.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: That's not an antivirus program.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver and my&lt;br /&gt;computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please&lt;br /&gt;tell me how long it will take before you can help me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4&lt;br /&gt;hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: How may I help you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help desk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:11101101:14486</id>
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    <title>Estoy hasta el pene ya!!</title>
    <published>2004-11-26T15:40:21Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-26T15:40:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Estoy mas harto que harto de aplicaciones y CVs, GGGRRRRRRRR!!!</content>
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  <entry>
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    <title>11101101 @ 2004-11-17T09:29:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-17T09:34:43Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-17T09:34:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">It is quite extrange, even my taste in music has changed a lot for the last years, I still enjoy very much the music I used to listen nearly 10 years ago. Everytime I listen to them is like a kick, like an explosion of all the crazy things I use to do (Oh man, I'm sounding old now!! lol)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I hope I can get my hands on this one:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/kreator.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;And have a look at this &lt;a href="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/enemy.jpg"&gt;one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It sounds promising!!! *babas*</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:11101101:13956</id>
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    <title>11101101 @ 2004-11-16T14:52:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-16T14:54:40Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-16T14:54:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Acabo de hacerme con un proyector de estos antiguos que van a pedales y la verdad es que se nota un barbaridad la calidad del de juguete a este. A pesar de llevar bombillas y todo,jejejeje&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/projector/ctx.jpg"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Como siempre, tengo que hacerle un estudio al bicho y sacar unos planos, la verdad es que no esta nada mal diseñado para los años que tiene, eso si, un poco armatoste pero bueno....</content>
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  <entry>
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    <title>11101101 @ 2004-11-15T12:11:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-15T12:22:16Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-15T12:22:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This weekend I went again to visit some other beach, this time Irvine:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/playa.JPG"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I must say it was a lovely beach although the dunes stopped a little bit the wind but nothing to worry about above 3 meters hight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is Rose flying the kite or being pulled from it:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/rose.JPG"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And here is a wee &lt;a href="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/kite.avi"&gt;video&lt;/a&gt;, yes the ugly noise is a burp *what I was thinking, eih?*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, stolen from &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/derleiermann"&gt;Derleiermann&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/A/AfroBurdie/1098996940_waza_sunrider.jpg" border="0" alt="Red"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is&lt;br&gt;associated with energy, war, danger, strength,&lt;br&gt;power, and determination as well as passion and&lt;br&gt;desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of&lt;br&gt;the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst&lt;br&gt;for more of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/AfroBurdie/quizzes/What%20Colored%20Lightsaber%20Would%20You%20Have%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:11101101:13541</id>
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    <title>Will soon update a projector review</title>
    <published>2004-11-12T22:48:49Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-12T22:48:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Here is a wee toy I got my hands on:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The projected video:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/projector/wallace.jpg"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and here is the wee toy:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/projector/projector.jpg"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not bad for its price, and the bulbs cost less than €10 for more than 1000h, the perfect toy for video games!! A same I'm not a video game aficionado. Anyway, I'll post more pictures in the future.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:11101101:13292</id>
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    <title>Decisiones, decisiones!!</title>
    <published>2004-11-12T22:42:26Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-12T22:42:26Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Miles Davis</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Cagoento!&lt;br /&gt;Me llaman hoy ofreciendome un trabajo para montar ordenadore HP y tengo que decidirme antes de mañana a mediodia. NO hay presion, eh? Lo mas gracioso es que son  3 dias a la semana de jornada intensiva, es decir 12 horas diarias (de 6:45 a 19h) mas 1 domingo cada mes. En cierto modo mola pero por otro.... la pusta no es muy alla y la verdad es que me parten totalmente las Navidades. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estas oficinas de trabajo temporal.... en serio, nunca saben nada. Les pido mas detalles y no saben, solo saben lo que me pagan a mi y lo que le cobran a la compañia. Osea la pasta que se llevan. En fin, al fin y al cabo es negocio, no? Carajos!!</content>
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    <title>Troon</title>
    <published>2004-11-08T13:59:05Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-08T13:59:05Z</updated>
    <lj:music>the loud pc's fan!!</lj:music>
    <content type="html">After been 2 weeks ago in St. Andrews trying to fly my kite without much success, I went to Troon yesterday (a little bit late though) to try again the small monster (no pictures this time, I forgot it).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I got there the wind was quite good, not too strong but very steady and without guts so I lied out the kite, tied the 4 lines and the handhelds and.... here it went!! After the first pull I just coudn't stand still, I was dragged about 20 meters on the sea sand, for a moment I though I was going to end up in the water. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I'm not good at talking so I'll try next time to post some videos and pics, the only thing is today I got muscle-ache on my arms, chest and back. I guess it was to intense holding the kite that long without resting. Anyway the feeling was awesome, I felt like I could fly with it.</content>
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    <title>Freaking!!</title>
    <published>2004-10-20T17:49:28Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-05T12:09:33Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Digimortal - FearFactory</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I can't wait to try this wee monster (4 meters) and be dragged around.&lt;br /&gt;Going this weekend to St. Andrews to try it!! :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/kite.jpg"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Nothing to say</title>
    <published>2004-10-14T13:42:41Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-14T13:45:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;
  &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/berlinmoto.jpg" width="700" height="474"&gt; 
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  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;Me and a nice 
    bike in Berlin (&lt;a href="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.a.o.s/lj/motoberlin.jpg"&gt;closer look to the bike&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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